My Thoughts on Marriage.. Funny yet True..!!! :P

Hi everyone, I present here few funny yet true thoughts about marriage which I have collated from various sources..

• A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man.
• All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
• A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person.
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
• Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
• Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!
• Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
• If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
• Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
• Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute.

• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband!
• Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
• Marriage is like a cage: those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out.
• Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
• Marriage is not a word. It's a (life) sentence.
• Marriage is not just a having a WIFE, but also Worries Inherited ForEver.
• Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
• Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
• Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
• Marriage is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.
• Marriages are made in heaven. But again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail.
• The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
• The length of a marriage is directly proportional to the amount of money spend to keep it going.
• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
•  "Marriages are made in heaven" is only indicative of the fact that one certainly dies after marriage.
• There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.
• Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
• They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
• There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.., but then.... It was too late."
• A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
• A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
• Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
• Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
• When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
• You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
• My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher.

Go MARRY..!!! :P